Adventures With The Buttcrack of Dawn
I’m a pretty committed morning bed dweller. I like hitting my James Brown Sex Machine snooze button, dozing in & out of dreams, reading, writing, and just generally hanging out horizontally as long...
View ArticleFurther Adventures With The Buttcrack of Dawn
Once again I was up and out with today’s first light. To emphasize the phenomenon of my recent early rising, here is a comment left by a friend in response to the Adventures With The Buttcrack of Dawn...
View ArticleAdventures in Outdoorsiness at Lapie Lake
Maybe you’re wondering what exactly it is I’m doing up in the Yukon. Even if you’re not I’m going to tell you anyway. I’m working for a hunting outfit (Yukon Stone Outfitters, if any of you have a...
View ArticleOnce Upon a Plane Crash
My badass rating has increased exponentially. That’s because I’ve joined the ranks of statistical anomalies who have not only been in a plane crash, but who have walked out completely fine. As you...
View ArticleHoly Mother of Cold: Or, Morning on the Yukon River
In the Yukon it is quickly becoming the time of year where snow starts crawling down from the mountain tops, Fall skips town like a philandering bastard, the thermometer starts taunting you with...
View ArticleWelcome to Winter in California
This is what winter in Southern California looks like: Welcome to Winter. Morning rainbow over a Newport Beach surfer. Miles and miles of an empty as sin beach. Palm Sunday. Sunset surfer under the...
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